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Around 5 PM this afternoon I finally managed to fall asleep. My godson had used me as a trampoline for more than thirty minutes but finally he decided that I was a disappointing trampoline.
Civilization without a daily siesta is a laughing stock.
Shortly after 5 PM a friend called me. “I’m at Canal and Broadway,” she said. “I left my wallet at home. And I have only 1 dollar on my Metro Card. Can you lend me some money? What are you doing?”

"I'm taking a nap," I answered.

Since my godson's mother and I had an appointment at 7 PM at Grand and East Broadway I told them: “Let's go downtown immediately. We have to save somebody.”

In the taxi my godson's mother asked: “Is your friend confused?”

“No, I don’t think so,” I answered.

We met my friend at the subway station at Grand and Chrystie. I gave her twenty dollars. “Do you have time for tea or coffee?” I asked.

“No,” she said. “I have to rush home.”

It started raining harder.
My godson, his mother and I entered a Vietnamese restaurant where we ordered some soup.


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Arnon
Can't you simply call her my godwife?
"My mother's godson"? I'm getting confused here.
The trampoline got worn out, I guess. Nowadays children…
Sandy
I was slightly confused myself. It has been corrected. Thanks!
Arnon
This was a wonderful slip of a tongue. Shame that such a Freudian corrects himself. My suggestion could simply prevent such minor embarrassments in the future (regardless its theological inaccuracies) after all this is not an intimate blog.
I haven't eaten soup in days!

(ps: I wanted to make a trip to Abu Dhabi, Oman and Jemen, but since Jemen is prohibited for tourists since the first of June, i'm looking for another exciting holiday (preferably in the Middle East). Who's got ideas (And yes, I like a bit of danger))
Arnon
What kind of soup it was?
Dens
Check this option if you really want to experience a sunstroke:
http://www.interfaithpeacewalk.org/wordpress/?p=245
David
Pho Bo if I'm not mistaken.
Dens
Consider Addis Ababa for a stop-over. Near to the Arabic peninsula, great coffee, beautiful people and no boundaries imposed by shari'a law. If you're really into danger, you may want to consider Asmara. If you have a secret desire to die, consider Somalia.
Israel! I can't believe I didn't think of that. I might consider Batta's thing as well.
Dens
You don't have to leave your place for danger, read "The Unanny" by Freud. With me it has resulted with the first nightmare I had in years (eight minutes ago). Or maybe the best combination is to read Freud while you're in the Middle East.
Dens
I urge you to go to Somalia
Batta
Is Somalia now located in the Middle East?
To Neria
Wikipedia states: "The Middle East (or, formerly more common, the Near East[1]) is a region that spans southwestern Asia and northeastern Africa. "
Neria
Somalia is not located in the Middle East, but it is close to the Arabic peninsula and therefor suitable for a short stop-over, coming from Oman or Abu Dhabi. And the boy said he likes danger.
Pjötr
"It has no clear boundaries" was more or less the second sentence. Anyway even the Wikipedia acknowledges that there is the Middle Easts and the 'Greater Middle East'. Now I know that Somalia belongs to the Greater Middle East. Thanks.
Apropos slip of the tongue I wrote Middle Easts... :)
Batta
Who am I to prevent anyone from touring through danger zones.
@ Dens
And in addition to the combination as proposed by Neria Biala on 05/06/2009 00:40, perhaps watch some David Lynch too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pdd9VBSoag&feature=related
Dens
Israël for you, with your secret desire to convert to judaïsm, might be the perfect spot, but it's only dangerous when you start dwelling in the Palestinian territories.
Mieke
This is not exactly true. Shderot has been bombarded the last few years (that was the cause for the last war) and still is. Occasionally a bus is being exploded, cafés, cues. Sometimes a tractor runs over anonymous citizens, and I've mentioned only the more obvious so called political dangers in Israel. But violence colors everything including the less known aspects of Israeli life, e.g. more people have died on the road than in all wars together etc. But maybe we should ask Dens to describe what exactly his idea of danger is made of.
Neria
I spent most of my time in Eilat, wich was at that time an oasis of peace and calm, not exactly typical Israël, I know.
Mieke
No, Eilat is truly not a typical part of Israel. Arnon depicted Eilat's peculiar state as city of refuge quite accurately in "De Asielzoeker" (skipping the more luxurious, recreational opportunities the city has to offer). Anyway, Israel is not exactly the safest place in the world, this is not to say that Gazza is. I think that tourists are not always aware of some dangers. Vacationing in Shderot might offer a cruder sensation of fear (to anyone who wishes to stay alive and whole).