2009/06/10 Amsterdam
Children
Warts
This morning I went to the doctor to have two warts removed.
“You are in contact with children, aren’t you?” the doctor asked.
“Well,” I said, “sometimes. But do children give you warts?”
“Yes,” the doctor said. “Since I have grandchildren I have warts again myself.”
“This is new to me,” I said. “But from now on I’ll be very careful with children.”
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Dare I ask where these warts are situated?
I treat mine with a herb that is growing in the garden. I once made the stupid mistake of using it near my eyes. Oh boy, thank god the was running water nearby.
Stress can provoke outbursts of warts – I had some experience. (Like being frequently used as a trampoline, for example).
my boyfriend treats his warts with stikstof, then they say goodbye
arnon
how did your doctor remove them?Children transfer loads of diseases; very, very dangerous. They are too much around other children.
Dens
On my hands. How is your sister?Trixi
Yes, the doctor used liquid nitrogen.Lip
Once I had something like a wart or an ulcer on my upper lip. As it kept growing and growing, I began to feel more and more uncomfy. A friend suggested to bite it off. The moment I bit was a moment of euphoria. I should bite more ulcers in my life.@ Jan
Thats disgusting !Nothing compares to the boil that once decorated my tailbone.
My sister is quiet. My mother thinks she's unhappy. She still loves me though, she spent the evening with me yesterday.
Sometimes I wish I could make her happy, but I can't. Do you have any ideas, Mr. Arnon?
Sometimes I wish I could make her happy, but I can't. Do you have any ideas, Mr. Arnon?
herb
@Mieke'Stinkende gouwe'?
warts
Arnon,A doctor once told my daughter that the best way to get rid of warts was giving them away , to a stranger or someone she disliked.
'Think: I wish you all my warts!', the doctor said.
I don't know what (parts of her body) my daughter has given away
since - only by thinking!
Vera M.
Yes. That worked for me. They were gone overnight. It was a stupid boy anyway.Oscar W
Did you see a doctor for this boil? Or did you use self-medication?Dens
A while ago already I told you that I was made to stir things up in your sister's life.Vera M.
I don't know the name of the herb, but it's certainly no 'Stinkende Gouwe'. It looks a little like 'Herderdstasje', without the ' tasjes' and they contain a kind of white fluid.Arnon
Have a nice stay in Utrecht. Is it a kind of couchsurfing?Arnon
The boil got so painful that I had to see a doctor. I couldn't sit or sleep without pain. My regular doctor was away on vacation, and much to my dismay I was therefore treated by a young woman who was a doctor in training. She treated me with love, no doubt, but as you can imagine, it was a rather painful sort of love.Arnon
Yes, thats a good question from Mieke, because I don't see the connection with you ten-day project and 'Posibility of an Island' from Michel Houellebecq, can you explain this connection?@Vera M
Glad you mention – I did not dare mentioning. Once I had a big wart on my feet, that the doctor could not remove. One night I thought: it came overnight, so it has to disappear overnight too. And it did! Really it was gone the next morning. (By the way, I am too selfish to give anything away to anybody for free).
Glad you mention – I did not dare mentioning. Once I had a big wart on my feet, that the doctor could not remove. One night I thought: it came overnight, so it has to disappear overnight too. And it did! Really it was gone the next morning. (By the way, I am too selfish to give anything away to anybody for free).
David
As far as I'm concerned there is no connection.Arnon
I'm sorry. I read something strange in Het Parool, a connection with the art-project arround the Houellebecq book and the Vinex project. Good luck![ Add comment ]
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