2009/09/02 New York
Plum
Chickpea
In the movie “Cold Souls” (directed by Sophie Barthes) a rather intelligent and apparently modestly successful actor, Paul Giamatti, decides to store his soul to get rid of his melancholia.
He read an article in The New Yorker about a company that gives well-to-do customers the possibility to store their soul in a warehouse in New Jersey and he reaches the conclusion that storing his soul might solve most of his problems.
Strangely enough it’s the trustworthiness of The New Yorker that gives credibility to the whole operation. It is because The New Yorker wrote about this company that Mr. Giamatti never comes to think: perhaps I’m the victim of a con game.
The movie tells us that most souls look like chickpeas or plums. This comes as a relief to me.
When everything is said and done, getting rid of Weltschmerz is getting rid of a chickpea.
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"Strangely enough it’s the trustworthiness of The New Yorker that gives credibility to the whole operation. It is because The New Yorker wrote about this company that Mr. Giamatti never comes to think: perhaps I’m the victim of a con game."
I think that is what Pierre Bourdieu means with "symbolic capital". What do you think, Mr Grunberg, does your publisher already profit from your symbolic capital more than you are profiting from theirs? (I know it'll differ from country to country.)
chickpea
'When everything is said and done, getting rid of Weltschmerz is getting rid of a chickpea.'
What if you don't have chickpeas? Buy them first to get rid of them?!
Weltschmertz happens to be a state of mind, which is a property of those genes we happen to possess. [- These robots we are without any free will, remember?!).
See Robert Burton's 'The Anatomy of Melancholy' (1638).
bhe
Beck
Would you say you let Beck in the Asylumseeker try the same thing? (storing his soul, that is), to let him find out later it really didn't do him much good after all?
Juliane
In those countries where my books sell well my publisher makes some money, and I get some pocket money as well.Obviously there is a relationship between symbolic capital and real capital.Please, ask people in your surrounding what my symbolic capital is. I would love to know what I’m worth.Ask your father, your boyfriend, your roommate, your friends and your doctor. When they answer: “Never heard of this guy,” my symbolic capital equals zero. When they know my name I get one coin in symbolic capital. When they’ve read a book of mine, I get two coins. When they tell you, “this author changed my life” I get ten coins in symbolic capital.When they answer: “My god, this man is a genius I would like to sell my house in order to buy his semen,” I get hundred coins.How many coins are you willing to give me, my darling?
Hordijk
I don’t think that Beck believes in the existence of the soul.
Bert
Buy some chickpeas at your earliest convenience. Don't eat the chickpeas, just look at them.
Arnon
My results would be biased as some of them know about you because of me mentioning you once or twice.
I'm not sure how many coins I myself would give you. There's no house to sell but then again I wouldn't be crazy about purchasing your sperm. I'd be willing to pay those hilariously high prices people ask for Dutch books (I have to admit, though, that I bought "Ik ging van hand tot hand" from a second hand bookshop).
Ultimately, you may expect something above 8 from me, my love.
Juliane
How many coins have you saved for me? Ten coins for having read my novel; three for each short story; two for each essay; and one for each poem.
Oscar Wilde
How is your novel called?
Juliane
Thanks for increasing my symbolic capital, beloved one.
Jan
My novel is called "The picture of Dorian Gray".
Arnon
I would sell my soul for you. How many coins is that worth?
aha
so it's THIS Oscar Wilde we're talking with
Mieke
That would depend on the value of your soul.
Oscar
You're right. That could cause a serious problem.
Oscar
What about the plays?
Juliane
Four coins for each play.
Oscar
So that would be ten for "The Picture of Dorian Gray" and four for "The Importance of Being Earnest". Not a lot, I know. I feel adequately ashamed, dear Oscar.
Juliane
At the very least, you should consider reading the short story "Lord Arthur Savile's crime".