2009/09/15 Amsterdam
Tourists
Gentlemen
Tonight I had dinner with Tanushka and Natalushka.
As the more frequent readers of this site might have noticed last Saturday the quest to find a Dutch groom for Tanushka and Natalushka started in the city of Utrecht:
“Two charming and gorgeous looking single ladies from the Ukraine, Tanushka and Natalushka, will accompany Grunberg during a talkshow about immigration politics and mail-order brides. In the afternoon there is a dating game for men who are interested in marrying one of the two ladies.
Single men who are interested in entering the competition, which consists among other things of writing love letters and showing dancing skills, can send a mail to linde@utrechtuitfeestleidscherijn.nl.
Places for the dating game are limited, so don't sit at home waiting around for Mrs. Right and take this chance.
The night starts with a table tennis disco for the whole family. Then it's time to put on dancing shoes for a singles party!
Tanushka: 28 years old, 1.76m., 65 kg. University educated, professional accountant but at the moment working as assistant of director.
Natalushka: 26 years old, 1.63m., 57 kg. University educated, professional lawyer and now working as assistant of notary.”
Today Tanushka and Natalushka told me that the two men who were chosen to have dinner with Tanushka and Natalushka on Saturday night were perfect gentlemen, but that they have been utterly silent since Sunday afternoon.
The disappointment was visible on their faces.
I asked the women: “And what did you do on Sunday night?”
They answered: “We went to the red light district. How can that business survive? There were only tourists.”
14 comments
Alex
Can anyone let him know I'm interested?!
Sasja
You are shameless.
There are so many sweet and caring computer nerds looking for wives. Perhaps they should date a pair of them?
Why not organize another dating event for these ladies?
Juliane
The ladies love German men. I beg you: as a future German sensualist, help these ladies. How about your boyfriend? Isn't this a decent way to get rid of him? At last we will be able to enjoy each other's company without the fear of getting killed or wounded.
Arnon
Ah, shame! I should've told you I would be a grass widow for two days. You could've visited me safely.
My boyfriend's on a business trip at the moment and therefore out of reach. But it's not him I would offer, anyway. I'm sure there's a large variety of single men among his colleagues. At least there's always a large cloud of them buzzing around new female employees.
Just in case: would the two ladies be willing to bear one or two children and move to Los Angeles, San Francisco or North Carolina?
Juliane
Yes! They are willing, able and ready.
Arnon
It's good to know my boyfriend would be well provided for if I finally run this relationship into a tree. Everyone should do that for their partners, not just financially. For the time being I'm clinging to him for dear life, though. Yes, I know I'm selfish, but there is no safety net underneath.
Concerning all those computer programmers and graphic artists looking for spouses, you should create an event including video games. I'm sure they would be impressed if the ladies exhibited decent Guitar Hero skills.
Arnon
I am not shameless, I am desperate.
Ladies
Hello Arnon,
Honestly, I do not know what the ladies expect more from us. We've taken them out in Utrecht on Saturday and drove them to Amsterdam on Sunday and let them enjoy a boattrip in the canals!! I've mailed them on Monday, but haven't had a reaction from them. I think from our side we guys have done enough to show interest. It may be my Dutch background, but I think that the ladies could also take some initiative.
Anyhow, I have had a great time, thanks for the opportunity.
Have a lovely evening,
greetings ALex
query
'a table tennis disco for the whole family'? ?? could someone describe this please? is this just playing ping pong with records on?
hip hop waltz
Yes, that's what we were doing. It was fun. :)
Alex
Natalushka claims she has never heard from you again.