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This afternoon I spent some time alone with my godson (he is 5 years and six months old).

In a taxi he suddenly asked me: “Do you like naked girls?”

“Yes,” I answered, “I like naked girls.”

“What do you do with them?” he wanted to know.

“I kiss them,” I answered. “From top to toe.”

“And what do you do when they are still dressed?”

I wasn’t sure what to answer, so I said: “I kindly ask them to undress?”

“And what do you say when you are in love with a girl.”

“I love you,” I said.

“And what do you say when you want to marry a girl.”

“Let’s get married at your earliest convenience,” I replied. “Are you by any chance in love with a girl?”

“Don’t be silly,” he answered.


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Arnon
Are you by any chance in love with a girl?
Sasja
A man is always in love with a girl.
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I remember asking: ‘Eh, do you want to come first, or shall I… ?’
(I am always looking for trouble, it seems)

By the way, I finally bought and saw the Disgrace movie. I do not understand how the professor could get excited by that indeed young and nice looking, but utterly apathic teenager student. The ‘dog woman’ on the other hand, with her sparkling eyes and the naughty look on her face… Wrong female cast?
I told my nephew that by hugging a beloved one , you give energy to them. By kissing them , if you do it right, the other even sees little stars.
@ Bernard f: Yes, it was an utterly bad casting. I disliked this movie to a great extend. Malcovic as D. Lurie wasn't well casted either. David Lurie is supposed to be a likeable/unlikeable person, but in this movie he's just unlikeable. Melanie was ugly, though in the book she was so beautiful. And in the book she wrapped her legs around Lurie and squeezed (And I like to believe that this is a sign of pleasure), whereas she acts like she's being raped all the time.

@Mr. Arnon: I think you are heartwarmingly open with your godson. I remember I had a taste for the naked, female body when I was 4 or 5, but everyone dismissed this liking as if it were a sin. Luckily a friend of mine (who's also my cousin in second degree) had a lovely neighbour who kept his porncollection on the roof of his gardenshed.
Mieke
What happens when making love?
Arnon
Does your godson make any connection between love and marriage?
Mieke
You shouldn't lie to children, life is disappointed enough without.
Veerle
I'm speaking from experience. Hugging gives you energy.
Have you never seen stars when being kissed? That's a pity for you.
Veerle
In order to tell if a child lies to us we should tell it lies in the first place, like beeing God his son and all. Besides, nobody knows the truth - now i come to think of it. But some people say: "Allha is Allha , and he has no son:, so i have read.
Fascinating, is it not Veerle?
Arnon
Sounds like it might have been a while ago, but I may be horribly wrong.
Seeing stars when being kissed
is caused by a lack of oxygen. Keep on breathing!
Vera M.. you think the same applies for dropping on your knees/passing out.? And what about throwing up the second he says 'Hi.' ?
hille l, no. I was serious.
oh, this is beautifull post