2010/07/04 Amsterdam
Caretaker
Soup
This afternoon I visited my mother.
She served me soup.
I’m looking for a nurse and/or caretaker for my mother who is living in Amsterdam, The Netherlands.
Money is not an issue.
Rewards: eternal love; protection for you and your family.
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If I was a caretaker, I'd be in Amsterdam right now.
Arnon: How does your mother like the idea of a caretaker?
teresa
That depends on the caretaker.She already has several caretakers; the problem is that one of her most loyal caretakers is so busy taking care of my mother that his wife started complaining.
Should I take care of his wife?
Arnon
You could try - is she charming?Mothers, even if they are in need themselves, they still serve soup as a token of their affection.
Wise decision.
If she needs someone to go on a trip to Bavaria(f.e.), I'm willing to accompany her. I love octogenarians.
Wise decision.
If she needs someone to go on a trip to Bavaria(f.e.), I'm willing to accompany her. I love octogenarians.
Where would we be without caretakers and whores? Honestly, maybe they are peacekeerpers.
Indeed. But what a lot of clients want, is exclusive care, exclusive love.
This is taking a nasty turn.
Bernard
Octogenarians?Teresa
Charming is not the word. She is a hottie.You could take are of my mother.
@Arnon
No, I am not talking about most octogenarians, nor about your mother.
(Slow Man by Coetzee, an excellent book about caretaking, by the way)
No, I am not talking about most octogenarians, nor about your mother.
(Slow Man by Coetzee, an excellent book about caretaking, by the way)
Arnon
Thank you for considering me as a caretaker for your mother. But what would I do if she spontaneously dislikes me?How old must the caretaker be? I myself am 24. I like to listen to people talk, i will agree on everything if this make the conversation easier. Does your mother prefer men or women?
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