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An interesting article in Thursday’s Times by Cara Buckley about bras: “I always say breasts have a mind of their own. They’re like two bad kids. If you don’t control them, they’re out of control.”

The breast is a bad kid. Something to keep in mind.


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Yea, and I like little breasts – it makes me look like I am a pedophiliac now…
The bad part I can confirm.
I don't believe in control.
Finding a good bra is a cause for celebration.

and Bernard,.... are you?
@Teresa
Absolutely!!!
beha ha ha ha
I'd like to find a decent pair of underware. My groin would be ecstatic. At the time I'm wearing no undergarment at all, but I'm getting dangerously long balls.
Nowadays when the kids get bigger they all need braces. Why? Where are the out of control, i dont care, ugly ones growing hair out of their ears? They all hide in wonder bra's as if there is a big brother watching. Ladies: Free the breast and the rest will follow.
Mind
Makes you wonder which metphors she has in mind....
@Just Pablo
Waw! Another brilliant catch 22 question!
(Sadly enough, I am not even a pedophile …)
I agree. Breasts need to be tamed. But you should also give them sone freedom now & then...
oh my god! "the breast is a bad kid", "breasts need to be tamed",...
verder hebben jullie geen zorgen?
beata
Voor je het weet lopen ze met de fanfare mee!
Of met de melkboer.

Come on Bernard, it wasn't that brilliant.....

and sadly enough you're not *even* a pedophile.
Why sadly enough?
You consider yourself one or two treads lower then a pedophile?
@Beata
What does it mean, does one of her breasts go for guy number one and the other for number two (and at the same time) ?
@Just Pablo
Ah, It is only my brilliant sense of irony and humor.
(You seem to be a nice guy)

By the way, I know of another bad kid who is frequently out of control …

Thanks Bernard, I also think I'm a nice guy
and are you going to tell us your little secret?
@Just Pablo
‘Little secret’. You know how to choose the right words, my friend.
Indeed my little secret fits in a ‘koteka size A’ nowadays.
Greetings!
Ha Bernard!! I missed that one!
does this mean you belong to the Smol Nambas - tribe.....
don't worry, frequently women state that size doesn't matter....
And now tell us: what happens when your bad kid is out of control (frequently!!)
@Pablo
Nocturnal priapism – but this does not bother me too much, because I am quite numb down there, due to clumsy surgery when I was a kid.
And yes, there was a time I belonged to a slightly bigger tribe (that did not matter either), but after one wild and desperate night too much in magic Amsterdam, I got stuck with Peyronie's Disease.
I will stop here, in the name of decency. Have a good day and night.

The same for you Bernard: a good day and night.