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Waiting for another miracle

Early this morning the ”family” arrived at Amsterdam Airport. Timme’s parents were there. It was quite emotional to see how Timme hugged his mother. I was about to forget that a few hours earlier he harassed a stewardess because she had dared to drop a wet tissue on his book.
Interesting was for me also that the one of the first questions Timme’s father asked was: “Timme, have you been abused in Ghana?” I answered: “Well, we tried to sell him as a white slave, but we ran out of time before we could complete the transaction.” This brings to my mind that this young man has recently bought an outdated and outrageous laptop, it’s more a mobile home than a laptop, Timme for all his flaws deserves a decent laptop.
Anybody who buys an Apple laptop for him can have Timme for two weeks as a white slave. Or for ten days depending on the laptop.
Come on ladies and gentlemen, this is an offer you can’t refuse. Recently a young lady commented on this site that beauty opens many doors.
Open the door of beauty yourself I would say. And don’t forget to close it behind you.
On the picture you see how Lutek tries to dress Timme. At the end things really got slightly too cosy in Ghana – I’m happy that the family is dissolved. Timme is back with his parents, George and Lutek are back home, and I’m in London, waiting for Samir El-Youssef.

S

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slave
How long can I have Timme as a slave when I give him my broken cell phone?
Why close the door behind you? Please explain.

I was wondering because somewhere I read the following: " There is a place in helle for women who don't help eachother."
Scunfo
Get out of here you beggar.
Friede B
First you open the door, then you will see for yourself why you have to close the door. Please keep in mind that I'm not your private tutor. But as my dear friend Sander always used to say: "Thank you for making this site more interesting with your comments." This is what they call: bad cop, good cop.
Bless you.
PS If the door of beauty in your neighborhood has been closed with a burglarproof lock for too long, feel free to use this site to make advertisements for yourself. At the end of the day there lives a do-gooder in me.
right
Arnon, I think you are just trying to convince me I can make enemies in no time without actually searching them.
Why would he need a descent laptop if you choosed to buy a scruffy one? I once thought I needed an apple to do my arts on. I bought me the most expensive one I could, but my arts didn't get any better.
Did I just write choosed instead of chose? I didn't even drink today.
@dens
Have you just written 'Did I just write' instead of 'Have I just written'?

I'm not even drunk enough to make such a horrible remark!
I'm offering my Ibook 12" G4 / 1.25 GHz / 512MB for 600 euros.

I don't need a white slave. I need a cleaning lady - black or white. And for more than two weeks.

@Mr unscof: What is wrong with "Did I just write... " ?
Tjitze
A white slave can be a cleaning lady as well. Do you want me to forward your offer to the young man?
Did I write, Have I written, it's all semantics. I like semantics.
Poem
A very, very short poem for Dens:

Semantics?
@Arnon

You can forward the offer, thanks. However, I stick to the price of 600 euros. I'm not into slavery. If you don't want your weblog to be used for trading anything other than slaves, I understand.