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Patrol

I was on patrol the last two days. The MREs (Meals Ready to Eat) are not exactly heaven, but being on patrol has its thrills.
On a more serious note, we are still looking for female mud wrestlers for the event in Kortijk, Belgium.
Please remember, this event is organized to promote peace among other things.
I urge all female visitors of this site to contact my assistant Johannes
(Johannes@arnongrunberg.com) with a simple: yes, I’m willing to mud wrestle early November in Belgium.


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What a smile. A real Panzer Ace! (http://www.achtungpanzer.com/panzer.htm)
among other things
what else?
Tarin Kowt
Looking at the picture , there's a strange similarity between the countryside of Tarin Kowt and that of Oost Groningen near Delfzijl.
Both look pretty much "Godforsaken".
Arnon,
I am happy to read you are back.
Nearly I had sung to you:
'Junge komm' bald wieder, bald wieder nach Haus.
Junge, fahr nie wieder, nie wieder Hinaus.
Ich mach mir Sorgen, Sorgen um Dich.
usw...'
And no, I am sorry, no mudwrestling for me.
Ask me anything else.
@Ilanit
Can't you take care of the jewish voice yourself or a friend of yours. It's gonna be thrilling, that's what Johannes promised me.
Mud
Please mail me, I'm not a sexist like Noa suggested a few times, I'm just rude in general.
Among others we have one woman from Austria. She kicks ass.
If Ilanit will wrestle I'll cook for her.
Ilanit
If you have guts you do some mud wrestling.
Arnon, your comment to Ilanit is emotional bribery. I'm glad to see the mud wrestling activity Johannes and I and others had such heated discussions about is actually happening! Good. Unfortunately I personally won't be able to make it, that really sucks. I would've won. Although perhaps that's a very Catholic thing to claim and more likely: I'll lose.
Tess, that you can't come to Kortrijk is so lame.
Off course I also asked the only two female friends Ifrom me to wrestle in Kortrijk. One of them broke the friendship and the other said she stated for many years that she wanted to mud wrestle, but that she will save it for the summer or a walk in the woods: the audience makes her nervous. But I think her boyfriend will be nervous and jealous. Understandable.
Next week I'll have a first date with someone. Question: is it a good move to bring up the mud wrestling subject on a first date?
Tess, what a pity you won't be there. Some more potential emotional blackmail: what on earth can be more important to do on a saturdaynight than make a direct personal contribution to world peace? Every true peace loving woman should be in Kortrijk and wrestle, wrestle, wrestle!
Tess
My comment is not going to qualify as emotional blackmail.
@Tess
Good to see you are back. You are in the USA nowadays, it seems. Bribery has its merits, it is not blackmail.
A slightly Islamic friend of mine would have been a greet mud wrestler, but unfortunately she recently has undergo some surgery. A pity too.
I shouldn't have used the word "more" in my comment . Bribery and blackmail are indeed different criminal acts. Nevertheless Tess will be missed in Kortrijk.
vitriol
You seem to be into mud throwing lately. For the sake of world peace, is AFTh invited as well?
guts
unfortunatly I will be in NY during this time not taking care of arnon's plant among other things I will not do. I will do many other things however, but would have loved to kick YOUR ass Arnon, with or without mud. But then again, you took the privilige of only watching right?
PS
the visitor on your statistics from cyprus is me. |Out of solidarity i went to post some comments from a warm rplace. Le Meridien spa& resort is the best I could find to simulate heat and hard work. Power yoga this morning was killing!
Mud wrestling
Are men allowed to compete if they go topless?
Oscar W
For you I'll make an exception.
Glad to read Oscar's contribution as it's quite interesting to read how until now it's mainly the men who are almost trying to force the women to join an event which according to these men will promote world peace. So however tongue in cheek this event is, still it's peace on men's terms and in men's ways and according to men's rules ;) Arnon, how many females are serving in Afghanistan? How many females started wars? Yes Johannes, Tess is back.
PS: I can't join mud wrestling because on that specific date I will be having dinner with president Bush, I promise I'll bring up world peace okay?
I hope everybody on this site keeps his or her decency and does not make any stupid jokes about comparing a dinner with the greatest president ever and mud wrestling.
Johannes
My sister might mud wrestel instead. Does it qualify for a meal?
Arnon
After careful consideration, I've decided that I'm not quite ready to go topless yet.
Sister
Ilanit,
Great, your sister. Indeed, if she'll wrestle in Kortrijk I will invite you for dinner.
Your sister can contact the friendly people at: mudwrestlingforpeace@gmail.com
PS
PS Ilanit, latest rumour is some big Mexican wrestling lady will travel to Kortrijk, so your sister must train well.
Oscar W
How about Laura?
Arnon
Are you asking about Laura with regard to mudwrestling or with regard to going topless?
Meal
Tess,
You are trying to get a home cooked meal by me, right?
I am not going to cook for you, that's only for Ilanit. If her sister will wrestle, that is.
Mud
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0yleULPsq4&mode=related&search=

A video to get in the mood for the mud fight.
Oscar W
Both.
Arnon
Laura has expressed unease every time I brought up the possibility of going topless on a Dutch beach. I will ask her how she feels about mud wrestling.