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Small talk

Phone sex

Four elderly, well-preserved ladies were sitting in the back of café Le Cirio in the center of Brussels.
A handsome man in his early fifties was feeding ham to his dog.
Oh, café le Cirio.
More than five years ago a Belgian friend introduced me to this café. I’ll be forever thankful to him.
It was five o’clock in the afternoon. My godson’s mother and I were drinking “half en half”; my godson was enjoying hot chocolate.
I said to my godson’s mother: “When I’m old I’ll go to Switzerland. I’ll walk a few hours a day, I’ll read the newspaper after lunch and then I’ll take a nap. Before dinner I will work on a new novel, I’ll know that the novel is going to be a minor addition to my oeuvre, but hey I’m 87 years old. Before I’ll go to bed I’ll call somebody for small talk or phone sex.”


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It's one of my favorite places in Brussels too, and that includes the half-en-half.
Did you see Mr Big?
Nederlaag?
Arnon, terugkeren (wat dat dan ook is: je bent nooit weg) naar Amsterdam is nooit een nederlaag (VRT, 26/10/10), tenzij je dat zelf zo voelt. Bovendien ben je altijd welkom! Is maar gezegd.
no goat in the picture this time?
Hallo, Tiger ! ... ?
Hardness and hearing
At 87 you might well have to pop a Viagra and turn up your hearing aid.
No preference now, maybe by that time it will be different.
@ Hans Bekkers
In my perception Arnon is in the first place an immigrant. In the Netherlands the child of a German- Jewish couple, in the U.S. a writer who writes in Dutch. Am I wrong?
I can understand he prefers the anonimity of New York. Something that is hardly possible in Amsterdam - too well known- or he should move to Brussels.
Immigrant like Bob Dylan's an immigrant, maybe.
Great, I'll take my friend to café Le Cirio when we're spending the day in Brussels next monday and I am sure we'll enjoy one of those "half en half". Would you recommend having a bite to eat there too Arnon?
I like the alternative between phone sex and small talk (a highly underrated skill).
Carlos
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you are so right, man!!!