Marriage

There must be a way.

Arnon

You make me jealous.

So what's her point?

we shell see it again

your mother is quite rigorous

Mother !

At your age, Arnon! And I recently called you an adult …

Last and first time I proposed to my mother, it was around the age of 5. She answered that she was already married with my father and therefore I should find somebody else.
Disappointed, I though for a while. A few minutes later I replied: “All right then, I will ask the neighbour’s daughter “(she was 18 at that time)
Surprised, my mother looked at me and laughed, “So, I am quickly replaced !”
But even more quickly the look on her face changed, “You ungrateful little brat! Your answer sounds very promising for the future!”.
Then she grabbed me by the neck me and sneered, ”So you want to become a womanizer? Then you have my promise: with the last drop of blood in my veins, with the last penny in my pocked, I shall hunt you down in every corner of the world and convince everybody, to stone you to death! My child shall never become a womanizer! My child shall never become a second Hitler! He better be dead!”
Exhausted, she took a seat and then gently started caressing my head.

playing hard to get, is she?

Haha bliss!

If an animal is kept in captivity it may mate with whatever is available. This can result in Oedipal coitus.

Animal

Feel free.
Come to me.

L. David

May I point out to you that Arnon's mother is a adorable, delicious creature, I wouldn't refer to her as 'whatever'.

Let's pull ourselves together.