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Fingernails and ears

The dentist keeps tickling the human imagination, In yesterday’s New York Times: ‘A medical tribunal in West Yorkshire found a dentist guilty of urinating in his surgery sink and of using dental tools meant for patients to clean his fingernails and ears. The tribunal said it was satisfied that the evidence showed that the 51-year-old dentist, Alan Hutchinson, who “routinely” did not wear gloves or wash his hands, had risked the health of “himself, staff and patients” for more than 28 years. A nurse who worked for Dr. Hutchinson for 16 years said she had caught him urinating in the sink more than once.’

What was this dentist thinking?

And on a more Freudian note: have you ever fallen in love with your dentist?


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No
I have never ever fallen in love with my dentist. There is 1. the smell: the typical dentist-smell. I will never be able to associate is with erotic or sexual pleasure. En then 2., my first dentist was a sadistic person. He really likes it when people are in pain. He enjoys it when you're lying completely helpless in the chair. He is the biggest brute I have ever met. And he really exists. I left him for a tender woman although he helped me for free. I prefer the dentist-mother instead of the dentist-lover Mr. Grunberg. What would Freud say about that?
I thought all men urinate in (hotel) sinks at one time in their lives? As do many adolescent girls masturbate while fantasizing about their sadistic dentist. I did: in the dentist's toilet at age 16, while waiting for The Butcher (who used to smoke while drilling holes in my teeth) to come get me.

Acually people should (ecologically seen) piss in their sinks more often.
My dentist never wears gloves, I was shocked when everyone told me theirs did. I still like it when he comes in my mouth with ungloved hands. But I've never loved him, or masturbated while thinking of him.
Tess
I’m not sure that all pubescent girls fantasize about their sadistic dentist. Actually this struck me as a typically male fantasy: young women in bathrooms masturbating and daydreaming about sadistic monsters. (Men I believe are by definition fearful of being a sadistic monster -- some manage to overcome this fear extremely well.)
I have no scientific proof for this but I’m convinced that people (both male and female) masturbating in the dentist’s bathroom are in the minority.
But who knows, maybe the readers of this site proof me wrong.

I think we stumbled on quite the subculture here. I wonder how all these furtive masturbators will react to exposure though. Perhaps they'll change location. I'd be mighty suspicious if'd currently be either a veterinarian or a anaesthesist. Of course, I'd be suspicious no matter what, but that's besides the point.
No, I don't have sexual thoughts about my dentist. What I did have was a conversation two days ago with my gynaecologist about -his words, but I agree- is how "extremely" sexy you are. I don't know what Freud has to say about that.
Tales from the dentist: I only knew of a dentist’s assistant who once provided us with the best cocaine we ever had, a long time ago back in the experimenting seventies (Freud also wrote some notes about cocaine). Maybe that is why some fall in love with a dentist?
Masturbos
A long time ago, in college, I wrote a short mythological story about some Greek god Masturbos and a question for all to answer ‘Do you ever masturbate?’ Although I was almost thrown out of school, nevertheless the question made two victims: the innocent boy who answered ‘no’ and the courageous girl who dared to admit it. They became the risée of the classroom for years... It is a cruel and unjust world.
By the way, some fear is known to provoke excitement, even sexual arousal, hence love and the dentist.
M. Dutoit:
Your comment is not quite clear to me.
Does your gynecologist think you are sexy? Or does your gynecologist think that I am sexy and do you happen to agree with your gynecologist on this subject? I do think that gynecologists should refrain from conversations that touch on the erotic but that’s probably beside the point.
And this might be a little bit too personal but well you brought it up to begin with: what was the reason for your visit to the gynecologist?
Jan Thys:
Fear might provoke sexual excitement, it depends on what kind of fear of course, but I do stick to my opinion that pubescent girls fantasizing about sadistic dentists are by far in the minority, and that the fantasy itself is typically male: power and aggression versus the innocent and naïve.
But then again: maybe our friend Tess is a man in his seventies who goes to AA twice a week.
And on a more personal note: I do no find fear very sexy. And when fear is part of a game, so called role play, then I don’t think it is wise to use the word fear. Role play is controlled whereas fear is by definition beyond control.

Touché master Grunberg!

I thougt my sentence was clear. My gynaecologist ( a male heterosexual) thinks you are sexy. I tend to agree with him. The where abouts I like to leave to your imagination.
Tess & M. Dutoit
Tess: touché meaning you are a male in his seventies going to AA twice a week?
And M. Dutoit: I don't trust your gynecologist and you would be better off not to discuss your private life with a gynecologist or a dentist for that matter.
Doctors are not there to fight solitude, but to fight disease.
I don't think of you as part of my private life. That conversation took not place in his practice but in a pub and we were socializing.
As a matter of fact, I'm working on a short story about a girl who gets raped by her dentist. And her shrink accompanies her, to help her get over the fear for dentists. ;-)

I wouldn't dare to enter my dentists bathroom let alone masturbate in it.
@ M. Dutoit: get rid of that gynaecologist of yours!
I have the hots for my dentist
I recently moved to Taiwan and I had to have a dental op with one of my wisdom tooth to be pulled out since there is another one growing underneath it.

Anyways..... to get to the point. I have the hots for my dentist. She is Canadian (Such a lovely accent) and is also Taiwanese. She has such a beautiful smile and is so careful when looking at my teeth especially in comparison to this other person who is so harsh.

Anyways she is funny, cute and has a really nice smile. :P I think I've fallen in-love..... but can't really say anything about it to her, since she doesn't really know me; except for my name lol!

As for the urinating dentist, luckily I go to a dentist which is inside a hospital, I doubt you could get away with that for 28 years...
Its such a shame to hear a dentist doing such things. How can he do such things. Really horrible...
Its quite bad to hear about this.. complete tupidity. How can a person play with his profession?
Its very shocking to hear about the dentist doing such cheap things and is simply playing with his profession.