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Chambermaid

Instructions

An hour or two ago I arrived at hotel G. in this village where I’ll be working as a chambermaid for the next couple of weeks.
I’m waiting for the hotelier to give me more instructions.
For me this is the most important endeavor I undertook since I went to Guantánamo Bay and Lebanon.


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Damned, I am unable to locate the hotel. An undercover chambermaid! But I am always polite to personnel.
Good luck.
I wish you good luck.
Nice. Then there will be at least two commentors who're working in a hotel! I was thinking this morning that as a child, I've always dreamed of living in a hotel, and I'm doing so right now. A lot of my dreams came true. They're never as good as I imagined though.
Now I'm dreaming of living in a hotel, but not as somebody who's working there, but as a guest. I think that would be nice as well. And an extra criterium is: there can not be an outdoor swimmingpool or beach nearby. I want a hotel where blue and white collared people come.
Have a great time! Let's not write the same book.
It is, I think, quite strange that you're doing this after you wrote Gstaad. It looks like you're about to live your books. Do you sometimes ponder about that?
Research... or kinky roleplay?
Jan Thys
Do you want to visit me?
Visiting you. That reminds me of an interview somebody took off you while you were serving tables in New York. I didn't find it to read or watch. That's a shame. Not being Dutch means you miss out on so much. But being Dutch as well.

I'd like to be jewish.
Dens Powells
http://www.convert.org/
@ Arnon
I have already booked a hotel mid august, though not in Germany. If I were in the neighbourhood and you told me which hotel, I would surely visit you to say hello.
But then, perhaps I would not, I am simply too shy, I think.
Hello, anyway.
when things get kinky
... it's been a while. As things are getting kinky (in Flor's words), I of course can't resist reacting. I'll visit you if you like.
@Tess
Concerning fantasies, maybe, there should be a kind of a contest, a task for Johannes? Write a short play entitled: “What she (or he) did with the chambermaid !”.
Jan Thys / Tess
It should not be so difficult to find hotel G. But if you are serious and you are not able to identify the hotel, there is always Johannes.
In general it’s good to remember this: there is always Johannes.
Dens
Please convert. I know you can do it.
@Jan, I haven't found hotel G in Murnau yet. Have you?
I could pick you up and we could drive there tomorrow. I beg you Jan though to not turn out to be a freak.
Are you in Amsterdam?
Arnon,
Why didn't you say you were looking for a job? I could offer you one, I dont have that much chambers, but enaugh for you to be a chambermaid or a madam pipi!
Dens,
How do you think your life will change if you were a jew?
I think it would change my life dramatically. Maybe not in a good way, but it would. Everyone I really like is a jew. Maybe converting is a way of getting to like myself. Yesterday a Dutch lady came to me and said:

"My boys just told me that of the whole entertainmentstaff you're the only one that doesn't love himself."

I looked quite strange, so she added: "That's a compliment."
Hotel
Arnon, I think I found the hotel you're working in. Does it have 26 chambers? In the pictures Murnau and the surrouding landschape look like a painting, so perfect.
Dens,
If you dislike yourself now it will only get worse when becoming a jew!
@ Tess: I quit my job. Have loads of spare time now. Let's travel there together. PS do you own a car?
Ilanit
Its not that i dont like myself in such a way that you can say i dislike myself, but its enough to consider.

Why would I dislike me (even more)
Dens
Wha exactly do you mean with "entertainment staff"? What kind of entertainment do you provide?
We provide Day, Evening and Night Entertainment. Going from activities, to talking, to eveningshows (sketch, dance or show) and disco-compagnionship.