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At least once a year

The new assistant

My dentist is a warmhearted man and an orthodox Jew. I try to visit him at least once a year.
This afternoon I noticed that his new assistant was an Orthodox Muslima.
While cleaning my teeth the dentist was joking with his assistant.
Before I left I promised the dentist to use toothpicks on a more regular basis. I shook his hand and I waved to his assistant, a beautiful woman.


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Arnon
Of course the assistant of the dentist is a beautiful woman.
It's a trick. You are going back, aren't you?
Beware! Dentist Kühler can be around next time.
The situation is a joke waiting to happen. I can' t think of one though...
I have a Swedish dentist. He told me to start flossing my teeth, but I find this too much of a hassle.
And how did you introduce yourself? As an Orthodox Flying Dutchman?
Oscar W
According to this dentist flossing is just not as good as using a toothpick.
Jan T
The dentist knows my mother very well.
Arnon
I have great confidence in the effectiveness of daily toothbrushing.
My dentist is gay and his assistant a polish woman, who is not so nice und smart as all people think about the polish women. Beetwen the patients my dentist smokes and after it he take a peppermint. This both is a criminal mix. But I don`t want to change the dentist, because he never finds a lot to do with my tooths.
In Seinfeld (season 8) there's an episode where this guy converts to judaism to make jokes about jews. It might just be the same case with this man. Hiring a muslim to excuse making jokes about muslims.

Yesterday I was attending a soccermatch and I made loads of comments on niggers. I'm not a black man, but being slightly leftish and a socalled intellectual it proves me oké to make jokes about black people as niggers.
orthodox
Are you absolutely sure that they are Orthodox?
Sometimes I play I am a stool pigeon to report on peoples convictions. An impossible task it seems, people are like eels, I cannot get a grasp on their true convictions.