2008/08/18 New York
Kissing
Schedule
Back in 2003 or 2004, I’m not sure, I went out on a date with a woman who told me before the appetizer had arrived: “On a first date I do kissing, but that’s about it.”
To my ears this sounded more like a threat than a promise. So we both decided to leave it at dinner.
Last week I told this anecdote to a female friend. She said: “You should have asked: when exactly is the blow job scheduled?”
For a second or two it surprised me that a woman said this to me. But it’s a fair and honest question that I plan to ask more often in the future.
51 comments
The left one is a woman as well, in the picture. Not that it bothers me. Maybe they're practicing for a date with you. In turns.
This is a topic not often discussed amongst women. I myself am particular selective on who to perform a job like that, but now I wonder : How do the other ladies on this blog look upon it?
Liesje
I think the women on the picture were cleaning the toilet.
The one with the pink tights is getting punished for something that is not exactly clear to me.
I do not like people on their knees before me. For me a blow job (blow? is this not a lick & suck job?) is only enjoyable in kind of 69 position.
Jan
That's the spirit. A healthy, reciprocal basis.
Advise
My Romanian roommate says that when he gets a blow job on the first date, the woman in question is slutty. So he is always advising me not to give a blow job on a first date, due to the fact that men would consider me to be a slut. He doesn't have to worry because my rule is: try not to have sex on a first date (but sometimes it happens.)
Monica
Don't trust your roommate on this one.
If a blowjob comes naturally on the first date, why bother?
Besides, your response could also be: 'When is the blowjob scheduled?'
And who doesn't want to be slutty every now and then?
On my holiday a man yelled three times 'whore' to me when I glanced at his date. That was really satisfying.
@Women (not you Liesje because you're a man).
Having a man's jewels in your mouth is a pretty powerful position to be in, is it not?
Noa
How much?
@David, you're offering to pay me for a blow-job? Why? Do you want to be at my mercy?
Mieke
Did you receive my response?
Rutger
Yes, I'm just working on it.
David M
A blow job that comes naturally? You mean you pick up the newspaper from the floor and suddenly you have a certain body part in your mouth?
Noa
Yes, please.
My dick is made of steel.
Arnon
Yes, exactly. Newspapers are also very practical in combination with blowjobs.
David
I got you. The best of luck!
Rutger
Did you receive my pictures. There is interest to exhibit the largest (metal) one at the local university(in Kortrijk), but I don't have a real good picture of it for the moment.
Arnon
Thanks, you are a sweetheart.
I'm not a too big a fan of BJ's; it doesn't seem to do it for me. I discusses this with a friend and he said "You've got to watch, it's all in the watching". I think he might have a point, because I like bj's in porn. Unfortunate I haven't been in that position since.
Besides, I don't think I've had a date where I didn't have sex on the first date.
Dens
Me too, I don't like them also. it's just fun to talk about it. I also like the word 'blowjob'.
And what about the licking of the pussy, do you like that?
Big fan of licking the pussy. Big fan.
Question to Dens and David
In order to test something I have a question for you guys.
What's the size of your penis?
It's 16,7cm measured on the upperside of the penis (not the bottom side where you can push the ruler into your sack). It's pretty standard I guess. I have no problems with the size of my penis.
Of course, now we can never meet.
Dens
16, 7 cm. in erection? Or in non-aroused state?
Monica
I have never measured my Johnson. Maybe one time when I was thirteen years old, I don't remember. There is a measuring lint somewhere in my closet, maybe I'll measure it for you in the next couple of days.
In erected form it looks very healthy, proud, fierce and ready to strike when called upon action though, that's all we need, don't we?
Why are you asking?
well
If someone visits this blog for the first time and reads all this, i'am curious if he has any idea what kind of blog he or she has stumbled upon.... But, ok, sex sells.
Bart
By Arnons own consent, and by all means, this is a dating site. Men advertize the size of their dicks, women offer sex on their first date, and the host conducts secret readings during which said vows undoubtedly will be consummated. Please contact Johannes for further details.
Mieke
I have been out all day. I have just taken a quick peak at the pics. I will follow up by email tomorrow, but let me just say for now as a non expert that I think it's great stuff; thanks for sending!
Rutger
If this is a dating site it's an uspcale dating site. Before you start advertising your size you should contact Johannes so he can back up the claim.
the thin line b etween reality and fiction is slowly degressing, isn't it.
@David, yes, another possibility.
@Lieve Aliefka, why do you want me to be a man that bad?
@Lieve Liesje Lo, Liesje sounds like Vliesje, only a man could come up with that.
Anyway, I'm happy you're still around, whether you're a man or a woman, young or old, smart or stupid, or simply human.
Rutger
Unless it looks really bad, no photoshopping please if you send in pictures.
I also will ask some women and men to comment on it, I'd like to inform you about your chances before you'll go out hunting on this blog. Nothing is worse than a disappointed customer.
@ Men
Feel blessed if you have a normal size. As I stated once before on this blog, there is nothing comfortable about too big. Somebody I knew had that problem. Some a his girlfriends froze at the look of him, couldn't relax any more , wich made it difficult for him to penetrate. When I met him he was desperately looking for a big enough woman.
Arnon, Johannes
Thanks for the offer, but I don't think I made any inquiries with either of you re: advertizing my dick. It really gets all the attention it needs. But don't let that stand in the way of expanding the scope of this website in this new and promising direction.
Rutger
I was just expressing the hope that if this site is transformed into a dating site we will be slightly more elegant than let's say craigslist.
Arnon
Oh, but Arnon, I am all for that. I mean, sheesh, I am a sensitive intellectual!
@ Dens & David
Thank you for your honesty.
I asked about the length (which does not matter) because I wanted to test your sincerity. Why? You are the first men that I meet who don't like to have a blowjob. I thought: 'they just want to brag'. But you're quite honest because you didn't say that your penis was 20 cm or 8". That makes the fact you don't like BJ more credible. Anyway you just want attention, right? And I feel stupid giving it.. Nonetheless I'm just a curious girl.
I think men say they love blowjobs because they want women (of men for all that matter) to do it. I like women to do it, but I don't think a BJ is heaven on earth. I find it that very few men think a BJ is heaven on earth.
And do you really think I would have said 8" or 20cm? Please, I know that this doesn't struck people as being cincere, though some men really do have a big penis. This friend of mine with whom I discusses the BJ (and gave some pointers) has a big penis. So if I was him and would've been honest, you wouldn't have believed me? I find it hard to believe that's what you're looking for.
Maybe it isn't us who's looking for attention, but you?
(ps I think men and women are rarely honest to eachother, but I most of the time am, and women don't often like me for it.)
Dear Dens,
I do appreciate your honesty, I really do.
@Dens, maybe you never had a proper blowjob.
@Aliefka, love you too!
My late boyfriend told me that he loves blowjobs, but that most women are really bad at giving them. He said I was incredible, though. Which maked me blush , obviously.
Lana
Blowjob for everyone!
But Dens and me are first in line.
Tricky Dicky
Ah, mine was once 17.5 cm, but lately it suffered a twin tower terrorist attack. Now it is twisted and has shrunk. Poor thing.
Jan Thys
I'm sorry about your dick, but as I said, Dens and me are first in line.
Jan
Small is beautiful ( still). Look at Arnon, he's the living proof of that adage, at least that what Ithink of it and don't take me wrong, I'm not talking about his size, that's something I don't now.
@David
As I learned in the boy scouts, the small ones go first! Ha, ha, ha! (Poor Lana)
@Mieke
I would say, women really know how to give compliments. In ‘kissing’ you almost killed me ;).
@Mieke
Sorry, above - wrong place – see ‘Without’.
Mieke
Concerning your last comment, did you behave yourself when you mudwrestled for peace?
I was ready to kill out of love, but,alas, he survived.