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Unite!

As is well known by now a political party that is fighting primarily for animals and their rights gained two seats in parliament during the last election in the Netherlands.
For a while I was playing with the idea of starting a political party for extraterrestrials. One question that hunts me since a couple of years is: are there Jewish extraterrestrials? And if so, why haven’t we heard from them? But today I decided that a political party for dead people is much more needed.
Dead people of all countries, unite! When in doubt trust me: probably you have been dead for years.


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First, there are no extraterrestrials, not even extraterrestrial Jews (I kow, i have been out there). Secondly, to become the leader of the dead, you will have to hurry. Rita Verdonck is already fighting her way to every top and abyss. She looks like Devil Girl, a character by Mr. R. Crumb, and Mark Rutte as mister Snoid living in her ass, if you ask me. You do not have a chance, Mr. Grunberg. She will (b)eat you and she bites hard, ask Ayaan.
What a fuss.
doderik

Dead people’s furniture, poor aesthetics.
Dead people deserve better.
Dead people deserve :

http://www.unison.ie/images_papers/news/41/14258/pictures/379773.jpg

http://www.dooskist.com/materiaalgebruik.html

http://www.ibisproduct.nl/html/nl/diversen/indepers.htm

http://dinml.kist.re.kr/Teams/dinml/Hom_2/images/PIC67.jpg