You look happy, you naughty reporter. But the girl looks happy too - I assume the blonde one was the masseuse - so the ending was definitely decent, if not happy decent.
(I like decent, happy or not - but I will say no more about my experiences yesterday…)

This reminds me of a Curb Your Enthusiasm show where LD is asked if she should finish him of. He gets 12 pumps. Is this cheating?

Who started the rumor in this case? Did you,Mr. Arnon?

Dens

I didn't.

Arnon

For someone with the reputation of a whore-hopper, you always stay very decent. Rumours?

Mieke

That's the difference between reality and reputation.
As some people here might say: "Some people know shit, some people don't know shit."
One day you will work your way up to the former category.
By the way you would be perfect as a masseuse in FOB Warhorse.

Arnon

Did the masseuse do things that say love?

Oscar

Could you be a bit more specific please?

Arnon

Untill now, I never believed your reputation, not one bit, but it certainly made me laugh a lot.
So, you think I would make a good masseuse? I'll consider it.

With maseuses as these ladies I doubt an undecent ending would make me very happy.

Sander

Which one of these three masseuses would you grant the honour?

Arnon

I tried hard not to be specific.

Oscar

To me they didn't. But given the atmosphere in the parlor and the attitude of the ladies it's conceivable that love is mostly available at the parlor.

Mieke

You should believe my reputation.
Speaking about whores, may I kindly suggest to you to read my article on Multatuli that was recently published in NRC Handelsblad?

Arnon

As I said here before, I have troubles to get my hand on the NRC, even the library has.Could Johannes send that to me?

Arnon

I always thought of your reputation as a big marketing stunt, wich arouses a lot of publicity around your person. That's what I believe. You play the media and you play them well.
But could you be a little bit more specific why you think I would make a good masseuse down there. What is there in my appearance on this blog that makes you think so. Before changing my profession, I would like to know what my assets are.

Mieke

The article can be read online: http://www.nrcboeken.nl/recensie/de-kus-van-de-geslachte-varkens

Johannes

Thanks.

Arnon

"Ware macht zwijgt bij voorkeur en als hij al spreekt dan fluistert hij" - You are a very disappointing hoer because you're very loud sometimes. Is this because the readers of this blog don't pay you?
"Zou zij een jurk en een paar laarzen krijgen, is er van hoererij geen sprake meer. Zoiets komt in de beste huwelijken voor", I honestly don't see the difference and therefor I couldn't stand the many times you offer to purchase clothes to your women readership.
"...er in de wereld alleen iets verbeterd kan worden door soldaten en geweld" - Is this what drives you to Iraq?

Neria

We do pay him. We buy his books.

Mieke,

I thought that when one buys a book one gets a book. I didn't realise that the blog is the trail of this transaction.

Arnon
I've enjoyed reading about your time at FOB Warhorse; I just left Warhorse about a month ago. I thought you might find it interesting that the Turkish masseuses were fired for providing "happy endings." They were replaced by "muscle therapists" from Kyrgyzstan...and I would venture to say, there are no "happy endings" happening behind their iron curtains.

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Good pictures plus the good article certainly made this segment amazing.Keep it up!

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