I proudly announce that it's in the blessed state of Oklahoma that I will start my commune next year. (After the smoke from the wildfires faded away Oklahoma City turned out to be a pleasant surprise.)
The goal of the commune is clear: everybody can and should be the Messiah.
If you come to my commune I will turn you into the Messiah within three months.
And there's a money back guarantee, if you are not the Messiah within 90 days you'll get a full refund.