On face lotion - Sarah Rose Sharp on Hyperalllergic:

‘A lot has been said about internationally famous performance artist Marina Abramović: the woman, the artist, the brand. Though one might consider her various critical acclaim and excoriation to be exhaustive, this overlooks the fact that not nearly enough has been said about how unbelievably gosh-darn dewy her skin is. As a critic, I have often wondered to myself: “Why does she always looking vaguely wet-ish?” Say what you will about Marina Abramović, but she is possibly the dewiest living artist.
Now this ethereal shine can be yours, as Team Abramović has joyfully announced the release of the “Longevity Method” skincare and wellness line. It is a bold, artistic move that can only reinforce our facial elasticity even as it cements Abramović’s reputation as a “shaman of late capitalism.”’

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‘You will have to be at least a bit above median income to afford the early access Marina Abramović Longevity Method Face Lotion, now available early-access for £199 (~$252). If you can’t afford this, you could try other aspects of the Abramović oeuvre that are completely free, such as going for a nice long walk or screaming into your boyfriend’s face!’

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‘ The artist is present, and standing by to take your credit card information.’

Read the article here.

The eternal shine can be yours. Isn’t this what the Enlightenment has always been about?

And what else is the artist present for?

Also, more authors should try face lotion instead of writing another novel.

Soccer players have tried to branch out with underwear, novelist should try conditioner.