A friend gave me a book titled “Six-Word Memoirs”. I will quote my favorites:

Becky Judge: “After a divorce orgasms are possible.”

Jaynel Attolini: “Among your sexiest attributes: health insurance.”

Amy Sohn: “Don’t worry, I’ll make myself come.”

Jonathan Lesser: “Waited for her to be legal.”

Hanorah Slocum: “If I get Chlamydia, blame MySpace.”

Kristina Wright: “My marital advice? Marry an orphan.”

Feel free to add your own Six-Word Memoir.