Aldous Huxley writes in “Brave New World”: “One of the principal functions of a friend is to suffer (in a milder and symbolic form) the punishments that we should like, but are unable, to inflict upon our enemies.” I would love to give electrotherapy to all my friends and acquaintances. And in all modesty I believe I’m good at electrotherapy.

Below: I give a facial massage to a Romanian fitness trainer.
Next summer I may do waxing and anal bleaching.
The slogan sounds good to me: “Summer 2010. Arnon Grunberg is the anal bleacher.”