Rammstein’s song “Pussy” is slightly misogynistic, but the German irony is not too be missed:

"You’ve got a pussy

I have a dick

So, what’s the problem

Let’s do it quick

So take me now before it’s too late

Life’s too short so I can’t wait

Take me now, oh, don’t you see

I can’t get laid in Germany
"

(Watch it here.)