On the desk in my room in Hotel Grand Samarkand Superior: "The price-list for damage of property of rooms of hotel 'The Grand Samarkand Superior'".
A few examples:
blanket $100
decorative pillow $50
flower vase $40
face towel $40
mirror (big) $200
mirror (small) $50
Call me a chicken, but tonight I'm just going to destroy the small mirror and a face towel. Ninety dollars for half an hour of sheer pleasure is a bargain. Tomorrow morning I may declare war against the vase, it depends on my dreams.