Janet Maslin reviews "Maestra" by L.S. Hilton in the Times:

"Ms. Hilton writes much more enthusiastically about her male characters’ thrustable organs than she does about their faces — the penises have personality, but the faces are completely forgettable."

Read the review here.

I'm sure that the book itself doesn't deserve much attention but this is a great sentence by Janet Maslin.

It's always good to be able to say to a despicable man: "Your penis has personality, but your face is completely forgettable."