A friend gave me a book titled “Six-Word Memoirs”. I will quote my favorites:
Becky Judge: “After a divorce orgasms are possible.”
Jaynel Attolini: “Among your sexiest attributes: health insurance.”
Amy Sohn: “Don’t worry, I’ll make myself come.”
Jonathan Lesser: “Waited for her to be legal.”
Hanorah Slocum: “If I get Chlamydia, blame MySpace.”
Kristina Wright: “My marital advice? Marry an orphan.”
Feel free to add your own Six-Word Memoir.