Arnon Grunberg



On Sunday, an acquaintance and I wanted to visit the Jewish cemetery in Lublin.
We went to a yeshiva to pick up the keys, but the guard at the yeshiva refused to give us the keys.
When my acquaintance asked “why?” the guard answered. “I don’t feel like giving you the keys.” My acquaintance was upset, but I’m used to the capriciousness of guards.