Are you energetic, at least bilingual and able to sell your in-laws to salespeople on all five continents? Are you able to spell, to count and to charm? Do you control your fears? Are you in proud possession of some cultural capital? Are you a person who doesn’t take no for an answer, without breaking too many laws and without becoming annoying? Can you deal with small animals and human beings in all sizes?
Yes? You might want to work for me.