And here's Bella Abzug (arguably one of the more beautiful names) - a friend thought that I would like this quote and yes I did:

'It set an agenda and forged a movement that would eventually help topple gender barriers in politics and elevate women to the United States Supreme Court [Sandra Day O’Connor in 1981] and to running mate on a major party’s national ticket [Geraldine Ferraro in 1984].

“Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor,” Abzug once said. “It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.”'

Read the article here.

Get the schlemiel promoted, regardless of the gender of the schlemiel, the schlemiel's religion, the sexual preference of the schlemiel, the visual or other significant handicaps of the schlemiel.

And when people ask your name say "I'm schlemiel Anna", or "I'm schlemiel Hans."

I'm against too much equality, but this equality I will promote till the end of my life: Humanism is schlemielism.

Truly yours

Schlemiel Arnon