The public notary who was advising me about my will told me about a client in the UK. This person wrote in his will: "Nothing for my kids, I hated them anyhow. Give the money to my boarding school. As far as my wine cellar is concerned, my friends from the sailing club can empty the bottles, if there's anything left."

I have a few bottles of wine and vodka in my apartment in NY. This may not have legal standing yet, but my dearest readers may empty the bottles. Find out more soon how to become a dearest reader.