My godson did some snowboarding this morning while his mother and I were were watching him in the bitter cold.
Afterwards he said: "Why don't you take a few lessons and you can snowboard with me? You are such a chicken."
"No," I answered. "There is a limit, snowboarding and skiing are the limit. I"ll do everything with you, boxing, hunting, pole dancing but no snowboarding."
"Okay," he said. "Then let's go bowling tomorrow afternoon."