Overheard in a pharmacy.

Pharmacist: ‘What arm?’
Solid looking young man: ‘I don’t know.’
Pharmacist: ‘It’s your arms.’
Solid looking young man: ‘I really don’t know. Either arm.’
Pharmacist: ‘We have to choose.’
Solid looking young man: ‘It really doesn’t matter.’
Pharmacist: ‘Are you a lefty?’
Solid looking young man: ‘God, so many difficult questions.’
Pharmacist: ‘Right arm.’
Solid looking young man: ‘Okay, man.’
Pharmacist: ‘Happy Wednesday brother.’